I have a horrible memory. I couldn’t tell you what happened yesterday, or even what day yesterday was. But there’s not a damn thing John McGuire has done that I will ever forget. He’s one of those dudes that will burn a word or phrase into your brain like a branding iron and you’ll be saying things like “zorched” or “burmf” for the rest of your life. When he approached me to help him film this video, I knew it would be something no one would ever forget, so of course I had to agree. Why the heck wouldn’t I want to watch him flop around on his skateboard dressed like Cosmo Kramer from Seinfeld? I’d be a fool to say no. Plus, in the 42 years this jerk-off has been alive, he hasn’t even ever filmed a video part. So here’s to you John, after knowing and skating with you for the past 25 years, I’m proud to have been a part of this project and look forward to the next rip. And to all of you about to watch, here’s to feeling good all the time.