I’m not sure if any of you can understand the pure genius of this person, undoubtedly most of you will not. First in the road to discovery, you need to gaze at his intimidating and beautiful pysique. Next, you must read this quote “…Now lately, with my most recent interest being public transportation, I’ve been pretending to drive the Metro system in Washington DC. I get in my driver’s seat, buckle up, announce the line color and destination (such as “Blue Line to Franconia-Springfield” or “Orange Line to New Carrollton”), and then close the doors, saying in my best feminine tone, “Doors closing!” and then making the little chime sounds…“. This is not an anomoly. This is one of hundreds of equally amazing quotes. Finally, you must view this realm of genius. Maybe, just maybe, you will understand.