There’s a Chocolate demo at Four Seasons Milwaukee today…starting about…right now. Dropping the ball.

Today I have another skate jam video clip for you. I made sure to use the most inspiring song to get you SO stoked and get you outside, skating. I doubt I could have made this earth shattering choice, without reviews section legend, TesticleMutiny. So hand all thanks his way.

The Heat Is ON!

Since the heat is now on , I should mention that if you happen to accidently focus your putter when playing mini golf, make sure to send your girlfriend back inside to get you a new club because she accidently dropped hers and it just broke! I’m sure this happens to towering 5′ 3″ girls all the time, because the two 16 year old dudes in there didn’t second guess her for a second.

This is probably one of the first reviews of the new Habitat video. This was also a good review of the new Logic video. Basically lots of people have been writing reviews, but they havn’t been so good. Make sure to check out the ones that have been accepted before you write reviews to get an idea of what I want. It also helps to know what you’re talking about, but just slightly.

First off, there is another skate jam tomorrow at Fritsche Middle School located in Bayview. It should be up and going around 2pm, so come thrash it like a champ. I’m hoping to make another skate jam video clip to go along with it, so bring your of age sisters along to flash their boobs.

Next, we recieved this news from John McGuire:
“Zero skateboards proudly releases the first “Jon Allie” pro model, and should be available in shops “S.T.A.T”. That’s fancy talk for “quick fast hurry”. Jon started his handrail chomping frenzy on the mean streets of West Bend, WI and then went and handled business around the world. The Allie pro model was strategically released in a moment of marketing brilliance to coincide with the release of “Grind” the movie. Both film and deck assure to deliver the goods. One boasts a sassy concave, and cutting edge graphics, the other “cutting edge gen x-treme humor” and maybe the slight possibilty of boobs. Noted the Allie board does not guarantee or promise the viewing of boobs. But what it does promise is what critics are calling…”the must thrash deck of the summer****”. So get off your stupid dumb fat computer and shred like you got a pair.”

Jon’s Graphic

Finally, whoever is the first to submit a review of “Grind” the movie will recieve a prize, which is yet to be determind, but will no doubt be of amazing and inspiring value. *disclaimer: your review cannot suck balls.

Here’s a video clip with footage from the skate jam that was at Cass St. School two weeks ago. Party Down

p.s. I know you’re bored, write some skate video reviews.

The new Habitat video, Mosiac, premieres at 8:30pm tonight at your friendly neighborhood Sky High Skateshop.

FLUSHING QUEENS PARK AKA THE GLOBE AKA WORLDS FAIR GROUNDS – whatever the hell you wanna call it – BARRICADES, TICKETS and SANDBLASTED – is this ‘world famous’ nyc skate spot going the way of LOVE PARK????? betta come out here and get yours with the quickness!