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March 26, 2022

1:2

Welcome, latest news from the Päwl Corporation is that the originals and duplicates have been eliminating one another. These two factions will eventually come to peace…or not. Only time will tell. Check the microfiche…

Previous installments: 3, 3.1

1: Max Murphy 2: Vince Stranc Ph: Bradford Bishop

Sean Hanley or his duplicate?, kflip wallride ph: Bradford Bishop

Taylor Lalk, an original 1? ph: Bradford Bishop

Payne Counihan, he teleported from Milwaukee to Philly to UWM to fight the 2 resistance. ph: Nick Mistele

Vince Stranc, they couldn’t duplicate him… ph: Bradford Bishop

Gabe and Max reviewing the evidence, “THEY are watching”. Surveillance ph: Josh Ellis

Guerilla filmmaking is the only way to document the duplicates and originals, Max. Surveillance ph: Josh Ellis

Gabe Chan sw crooks through geometry wars ph: Bradford Bishop

March 25, 2022

Appiteasers

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Bloomin’ Onion, by Vince Stranc.

March 14, 2022

Mini Video 94 – Bushcraft

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Feeling inspired after making “Blue Building”, I set out to recapture that feeling. For the first video of 2022 I used the same Hi-8 cam I used in the late 90s, fisheye screwed on with step-up ring, and fully auto settings. Just turn on the camera and go – caveman style – focus, exposure, shutter speed, and white balance don’t exist in this beautiful world.

I must admit that the camera did have some downfalls in the harsh Wisconsin winter conditions. It was in the teens Fahrenheit for some of this, so batteries had to be kept warm in pockets or they’d last approximately four minutes. All weapons have their weaknesses.

Skating by: Max Murphy, Vince Stranc, Josh Ellis, Bradford Bishop, Sean Hanley, Drew Rickaby, Payne Counihan, Gabe Chan, and Nick Mistele.

The Sony TRV-120. 450x digital zoom. (up to) 12 hours battery life. “Nightshot” 0 Lux. A glorious weapon.

“Bushcraft” production stills by Bradford Bishop:

James Brick, up close w/ nightvision. During the day. Think about it.

February 23, 2022

Rewind: Mini Video 01

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Originally posted November 22, 1999. The one that started it all! Big news.

This is a reasonably accurate recreation made using the raw footage. I was too lazy to make a perfect copy of the excellent(?) typography employed in the original video.

Trivia: This wasn’t actually called “Mini Video 01” at the time. How could I know? The file is called “ben vance promo.mpg”.

The original web clip is 320×240 and the frame rate was lowered to 20 fps. The file size was less than one meg.

At the time, it would’ve taken the viewer around 10-15 minutes to download the clip onto their computer. From there they could load it up into their video player of choice. That is, if they remembered where they saved the file on their computer. There was no such thing as a web based video clip player.

A screenshot of some late 90s tech tips. There was a lot more effort involved in this whole thing.

And of course, a quick comparison of how bad the image quality was back then.

Enhance! The PC where this video was edited. It was probably something like a pentium 125, and it probably had both Roller Coaster Tycoon and Doom installed.

Enhance! The fuel that kept me fired up for those long editing sessions to make 10 second long videos.

February 22, 2022

Rewind – Mini Video 44 – Wouldn’t You?

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Originally posted June 23, 2008.

“I think uh skate uh boarding is awesome…”, this is it, the big one! My favorite Mini Video I ever made. A lot to take into consideration. First Max Murphy appearance. Stemper had just moved to California, and faxed in a couple of lines. How did we facilitate this file transfer back then? Good question. “It was probably difficult” is the answer. Chad Benson guest spot! I’m not sure how he only ended up with one clip, because he’s never not doing tricks, but there he is! Pizzy on the Pizzy Bank, showing us what it’s all about. Russ in his ceremonial Beezing Shooz. Finally, Jeffrey. I wasn’t even there on that session, but apparently Jeffrey wanted to bang everyone! “That wuz goooood…”!

Period appropriate images to begin below…

Max Murphy – Boardslide. This is the very first photo I ever shot of Max. This is/was at his alma mater and thus holds a special place in his heart. In Latin “alma mater” literally means “nourishing mother”. How lovely.

Wonk! Not just any Wonk, but a Wonk on a log.

Danny Stemper – Frontside Bluntslide. Why wasn’t it filmed? I wish I knew. Also featured in the illustrious Stuck Magazine.

Pat Forster – Backside Kickflips on his namesake skatespot.

Two friends enjoy a margarita after skating a Pizzy Bank together. Divine.

Pat Forster – Nosegrind Bonk. Destroy the Machines. At a glance it would appear that they were preparing to tear this spot down, but fourteen years later it still stands. I think perhaps even after a global thermonuclear war Dodge City might still stand.

A lot to take in here, but surely I whipped Pizzy’s ass in tennis shortly after this was taken. The bike was Gabe’s childhood Dyno Compe, which I finally returned to him shortly after the pandemic began. I hope he’s been practicing his cherry pickers.

And the flash stand used to create the above photograph. I love when you spot a Sunpak 555 in an old movie or tv show. Most likely to be used by a crime scene photographer in a police procedural.

Pizz in a du, filming Max Tailslide. I got him that du-rag at a gas station because I was worried his head was going to get sun burned.

Max Murphy – Tailslide. Notice lil Pizz in his du back there, just poppin’ out and peekin’. I guess that means he in fact did not film this tailslide.

Tj Bohach – Backside Over Crook. Do people still argue if the over crook exists? I hope so.

I must apologize, for I’m really running out of stuff to say in these posts.

February 19, 2022

Wiskate Music

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Music has always been important to the wiskate.com “vibe/brand”. For over 20 years I’ve painstakingly (read: spent 2.6 seconds) chosen what I thought was the most appropriate track to express the feelings at hand/mise en scene of the clip/video.

Above is 100 songs I’ve used in both full length videos and in Mini Videos starting with Mini Video 25 from 2003, until Mini Video 93 from 2021.

Enjoy!?