Author: Time Machine
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Zorched
As I was leaving work today all of the tornado sirens were going off. I wasn’t too concerned though, I leisurely drove over to the thrift store and picked up “Drop Dead Fred” (perfection of femininity: Phoebe Cates) and “Ski School 2” on VHS. I then went over to the grocery store and picked up…
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You Say Pizzy, You Get a Pizza!
I’m starting to really hate taking skate photos on sunny days. 5d max sync 1/200 = no fun. Max Murphy – Ollie the fence. We took max to a pole jam that is tall as Pizzy’s nipples. He got tossed. Here they relive the moment of ejection. Ejection, not ejaculation. Then we went home, cooked…
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You Could Be Had
This one goes out to Stemper. His package from KICK AXE just arrived and Tim, Gary, and I are all getting wasted on Stemper’s malt liquor. That’s what happen when you move away and don’t inform your sponsors. Miss you buddy! This is unrelated, but I like to call it Triclops vs. the Symmetrical Nipple…
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Slippery Hot Lunch Meat.
Yesterday, I made a promise to Josh that I would update this here website at least once a week with only the highest quality photos and top notch literature. And since I promised him, I might as well promise all of you dicks, too. So let it be known that today is the first of…
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Dirty Rice Mix
Sunday we did some skateboarding with Max Murphy. Here he is boardsliding a curved rail that curves the wrong way. Something went awry with my taking of this photo and it made his face looked like smeared water color, but it could be worse, I suppose. Trivia wise, Max said awhile back there were some…
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I Will Be in the Bar, With My Head On the Bar.
It seems all the skateboarders milling around are a source of titillation amongst another group of regular patrons of Estabrook park.Each visit always is sure to always provide all kinds of horny, anonymous, repressed lolz. Anyway, we were in the park to meet up with some Minneapolis dudes for some skate action (sans Munz).Chad Benson…
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“I Need Some Munzy Time”
If you don’t know who Todd Bratrud is, you might as well give yourself a Clorox enema. If you want to find out who he is before you die a slow painful death, read his top 3’s then visit these sites; Teenage Runaway, The Skateboard Mag, Lords Of Apathy and Familia skateshop. If you already…
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L.A. Massacre
A short message from John McGuire:
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Jalopeno Pizzy Poppers
This weekend was Pizzy’s birthday fun time. Tim started the celebration with an Airwalk Power Edge style off a curb cut. It reminded Pizzy of his youth. Pizz got excited and continued to party with a nosebonk on heavy machinery. This is somehow birthday related. “Get the Jalopeno Pizzy Poppers”. Then the fun went to…
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Save your Krispies!
This is how it goes down on EZEE street!!! Thanks Jon and Heather for the good times!