Well, I got a few pictures of the game of skate over the weekend. Heres what the winner looked like. I forgot his name but you can find it here, mkeskate. He had a sweet finishing move, the switch tre.O, hey look, we had a new painter come by. His name was Patrick Murphy and…

Hey you healthy bastards. I hope you’re all having fun doing whatever you want as I am confined to my room with a case of the flu. I swear, if I wasn’t sick, I would be whooping all of you in today’s game of skate at Cream City. I may be old, but I can…

I’ve undertaken a huge mission. Perhaps even a journey. A musical journey. You see, I have quite a large music collection on an external harddrive for my work computer. I’m sitting there eight hours everyday, so I have to make it interesting somehow. Anyway, the collection is standing at 32489 songs right now, and I…

Tim already posted his Weiner Party 2 pictures a few days ago, but what the hell, here’s some of mine. This is one of Tim’s very serious works of art. I heard people saying “Holy fucking shit!” all night long. I guess it means that it was a hit. On the left Charles was buying…

Well, I’m starting this thing today called 3 pics and a pat. Pretty much thats all it is, three random pictures and a picture of Pat. Sounds kind of cool…..,You’re god damned right! Well, the first pic I have for you is my little buddy snapper. What a cute little bugger, all little and shit.…

Last night as Tim and I were leaving for Cream City our good friend Molly hurt herself while running across the street. You see, going to the skatepark is her favorite thing ever and she was quite excited. Somehow she must have slipped or twisted her leg, and it turns out she tore a ligament…

Last weekend, John McGuire lost his only child; Dorothy. Dorothy was new to the world, but was loved enough to fill 20 lifetimes. She loved napping to the sound of water after she played with tinfoil wrapped ping pong balls in a shoe box while the History channel quietly spoke of World War II. She…

Hey jerks. This update is dedicated to the fuckface that stole one of my drawings off the wall at Weiner Party 2. If you read this, don’t think you phased me at all. It was still a great night and I hope that it made yours a good one too. Otherwise, it was all for…

Sometimes you get a new pair of pants, and you wake up in the middle of the night only to find them trying to escape on their own. I guess they were trying to go to the game of SKATE today at Cream City, but who knows, they could have been lying, pants usually do.…

Once again, tonight, if you’re 21, be here: Tomorrow, if you think you got the chops, check this out: Winner gets an Ipod Shuffle. I wish I had something to update about for real. Here’s a picture of weepy instead: