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A BRAND NEW PAIR OF UGGS RIGHT IN TIME FOR WINTER!!
Well, I was all set to update yesterday, and then the cable went out. Which also means the internet went out. That’s my excuse. So instead of pissing my time away marginally entertaining the internet at large, I played a little Guitar Hero, I installed some shades, and I hung a bunch of crap on…
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Snow
I love snow. I really do. I like to drive in it more than anything else. Whippin’ shitties and fishtailing in your favorite stick shift front wheel drive car while cause you’re pulling the e-brake every couple of minutes is so much fun. Just don’t run into the curbs. You’ll end up needing new CV…
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When Worlds Collide.
I barely eat. I mean I will have one meal a day. Just one. And it’s usually not until like six in the evening. Somehow, I am not 110 pounds. I heard that as you age, your metabolism slows down, but this is ridiculous. I need a personal trainer and a nutritionist – stat. On…
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Part-Time Punks
I wonder if Munz and the rest of the MPLS dudes are still venturing over here. This question is asked due to the fact that it was 60 degrees out two days ago. Today we deal with this:It took me more than an hour to make the normally 25 minute drive get to work today.…
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Sagat vs. Bergeron
Last night Tim and I caught a two hour block of AFV where I witnessed one of the greatest clips ever. Tim missed it because he was off making some soup in a foam cup, and he will probably regret that decision for the rest of his life. This clip in question featured a pig…
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Weekend Warriors
I think that Mr. Toby got his dates all messed up. The dudes from the great white north are arriving. The WEEKEND WARRIORS crew will be in town. If you haven’t seen there video your sleeping yo. I guarantee we can drink more then these guys. Lutzka is coming to the skatepark but its at…
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Thirsty Day
I’m still ill. Not that kinda ill. This kinda ill. It really does suck. I got up multiple times last night to caugh up this kinda stuff. Not too fun, but at least I’m getting better. I don’t think anyone really cares… I just wanted to make sure that you all knew that your body…
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If I can’t do the trick, its gay…
Well, I should start things off by saying I did’nt make the cut on the photo session at the fake old dude last night. I guess I’m kinda glad because the tricks I did land were kinda gay. I think its cooler to do the tricks that aren’t as trendy. Like, who in the fuck…
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Britney’s Scary Clam
I’m not sure how to take this almost December, but still 60 degrees outside weather. Good sign, bad sign, it’s all so confusing. When it was October and supposed to be perfect fall weather, it was cold as crap outside. A month later, and it’s great outside. This is stupid. So is the fact that…
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High as a Kite and Twice as Free.
I am a strong believer in the phrase “walk it off”. For example, last night I hung up on a blunt to fakie and went straight to flat on my wrist and hip. Walked it off. Skated some more and got really angry because I couldn’t land my trick. Again, walked it off. However, there…