I don’t know what I have for you guys today, if anything. I should state that I’m eating this candy called Violets which taste almost exatly like soap, but yet are quite addicting. Not sure what else I have to offer. The date was magnificent, as to be expected. Does it count as a date…

aNYthing drops a new store in the lower east side. lil hipsters. first person to correctly identify the company i work for gets a surprise pack.*hint* its not baker and the answer is on a tee shirt. all emails should be sent to josh. andy mueller of lakai and michael leon of rasa libre,my 2…

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?The PGA tour. How long does it take for a white women to take a crap?9 months. What’s white and fourteen inches long?Absolutely nothing! Cream City!

Not that I need to go over it again, but that pic of Bill DEFINITELEY solidifies the “top three people in the world” ranking. I know…I missed my Saturday update. I assure you though, I was very productive. I was barely on my couch, and I surely did not make up the hours of TV…

Ahoy, ahoy! New Cream City photos! I hope they won’t be mad that I’m blowing the huge surprise of the place’s wicked layout. Please Hammer, don’t hurt me! As you can see, things are getting really close to completion! I’ll have more new photos in no time!

So looks like it’s that time of the day again… The photo taking went alright last night. I haven’t had a chance to check out if anything turned out magical, the camera’s battery was dead when I got back, and it was also way past my bedtime. Although, when I was walking back to my…

What’s up you cracker-ass crackers, another day, another update. Still listening to P.E., still hating whitey and my uzi still weighs a ton. Damn, it snowed. Alot. It’s funny how snow is white and it sucks really bad. Coincidence? I don’t think so. The only thing it’s good for is driving and skidding around corners,…

Steve has this friend Frank who once said, “When they make the Frank action figure, it will come with a carton of chocolate Silk in its hand.” This was to illustrate his love for chocolate Silk (soymilk for those wondering what the fuck I’m talking about). I’ve been inspired by Frank, and hereby proclaim that…

ok sooo that elle magazine party didnt quite deliver the goods. reebok chocolate bars and faux denim triple 5 soul backpacks were given out in abundance. great. and this shitty hipster cure/rapture rip off band played. we did end up getting in the “VIP” area, which meant you could go upstairs. wow. i sure did…

So this is what you’ve all been waiting for! Photos from Cream City! Isn’t that setup just fantastic??? You’ll need to settle down just for a bit, still a little while until it’s done. Look for another installment of photos very soon. Now it’s time to go outside, into the woods, and take photos. Oh,…