• Touch Me.

    Well, no one wrote in with a review of that amazing Zelda video clip I linked to yesterday. Maybe I’ve overestimated our remaining readership. I haven’t looked at the site’s visitor stats in quite some time. I know this is all quite interesting to you all. Quite. Anyway, that video has a hilarious backstory, which…

  • Huge Wizard Competition

    “Who is going to be the NBA Jam champion??” In answer to Josh’s question: I will. The rest of you will be able to recognize me by noting that I generally win by at least 20-30 points and am “on fire” for most of the game. I’ll also be dominating the Mortal Kombat 2 machine…

  • back from the dead…

    good luck in the opening boys – since im not within 250 miles of the event, i have an excuse not to be there. and kids, i did session the upcoming cream city facility, and let me tell you, if i was riding my board and had my skate shoes on, goddamn what a time…

  • Might as well..

    Well here I go, might as well have three updates today. I’ve been lurking pretty tough at school and haven’t had much time to think about the thrash and other such things. I have had time to go to this one place and skate though, maybe you’ve heard of it. It’s weird though, we skate…

  • Burning Retinas.

    Hold on a second, I need to order Jimmy John’s…….. Okay, I’m back and getting hyped for my number 14 with no lettuce. I guess it’s time to bring this shit back from the dead. Last year was a big year for Wiskate and the triumvirate. Lots of hourly updates, tons of laughs and maybe…

  • Don’t Call it a Comeback!!

    Looks like the Triumvirate is back! The Plat, man, they update everyday, they were holding it down. Dudes is doing pretty well too. Looks like we were the ones holding the power of three back. Sorry guys! What does this all mean? Will we beging making fun of skatemag.com again? Will Jeff cry? I don’t…

  • You’re the one for me, Fatty.

    You guys remember this blast from the past!! Enjoy! Safe to say: worst subculture ever??? Absolutely. This part of the site was actually offline for maybe four or five years. Before that it was ridiculously popular. One day it recieved over 10,000 hits. I had to take it offline for that very reason. The site…

  • Can You Feel the Night??

    Oh Jesus, no! R.I.P. In other news, I saw quite the site at the dog park the other day. My dog wasn’t involved, but I do know that black dog! It’s like meeting your first celebrity!!

  • wiskate.com?

    Another post about how good Cream City is turning out? Maybe. You guys are in for a good winter. Warm place to skate without fear of being run down by Cru Jones. Double Wallrides. Double Dribble. Crystal Castles?? Satans Hollow?? (Maybe.) Me and Tim went to NYC a couple of weekends ago. Forgot to mention…

  • God Hates Me.

    Hola fuckers, it’s update time. This site is dead. For daily updates, go to Platinum Seagulls. Those dudes are on fire right now. On the home front, things are looking promising. The park is coming along quite well and the arcade in the lounge is shaping up just as fast. When the park opens, you…