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I have a problem with obsessing over things. Lately it is horses and anything gold. So I freaked out when I saw the new coupled crownfarmer tee. It is a collaboration from Craig Metzger (
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I have a problem with obsessing over things. Lately it is horses and anything gold. So I freaked out when I saw the new coupled crownfarmer tee. It is a collaboration from Craig Metzger (
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I watched this insane short movie tonite and so should you.
All the dudes are back from Florida. I can still guarantee you that Josh will not be updating any time soon.
Dudes With Tudes will be back with a new name and look. The triumvirate lives on!
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The triumvirate has offically disbanded. What once was 3 has become 2. Dudes With Tudes took a shit. I guess we should start looking for another site to take their place. If anyone would like to submit an application you can email me. I will look over them and forward the potential power to Josh and the guys at Tha’ Plat.
R.I.P. Dudes. You will be missed.
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Today just so happens to be a very special day for our favorite California news connection, Kimmy. She turned 22! In accordance with all triumvirate bi-laws, I must take this opportunity to make her a internet greeting. So here you go, Kimmy. Take it easy on the sauce tonite.
Have you guys checked this site yet? Chock full of rumory goodness.
While you’re “surfing” the “net”, be sure to check out Steve Green’s site, DayDreamBeliever. And when you’re done over there, go paruse Alena skateboarding. Some good stuff awaits you turds. Make sure to take advantage.
Those guys in Flordia really missed out some awesome weather. Go figure that it will mostly be melted by the time they get back. Bastards.
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So some little 10 year old kid with dreads won Tampa am. Whee. I am trying to picture it, but I just can’t. I am sure he’s super rad, but I just have a hard time watching little kids skate. They lack power and charisma on their board. I don’t know about you guys, but I would rather see Reese Forbes ollie over stuff all day than watch Ryan Sheckler backside kickflip off a car wash rooftop through a flaming hoop and into a pool of Lay’s potato chips.
Wait, that would be hilarious. I take that back – I want to see Sheckler do that stunt!
I got a ton of emails from you guys. Thanks. It makes doing this seem a little more worthwhile. I have been spending alot of time getting interviews together and trying to entertain you weiners. Soon you will be bombarded with sensory overload. Be prepared.
It’s late and I am tired.
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Hey nerds, I wanted to update you fools on some crap that I posted a couple of days ago.
Derek and Dave’s shop will NOT be in Madison, but instead located in Middleton (near the skatepark, I think). Also, there is a new park(?) opening in Madison in some warehouse that is supposed to have a street course and some bowls. I am not sure if it’s going to be a private place or open to the public, but either way it may be worth looking into.
I got an email today asking me to post a link to Troy Turner’s site. I think I may have skated with Troy a few times. I know I skated with his brother Brett. There are some good clips and links on his site, so check it out. I especially liked this little movie.
I heard Johnny Carson died. Weird, wacky stuff.
Hey, I’m curious as to how many people check this site. If you happen to read this, email me and let me know. Thanks!
Go sledding!
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Hopefully the crew down in Florida happens to see this before they come back to this hellhole of a state. Now I understand that Florida isn’t exactly heaven, but get a load of this.
That’s my car before we shoveled it out. This is what you guys have to look forward to when you get back.
So, with that, I recommend that you guys don’t come back for at least 2 months. I am sure you can find ways to survive down there. I hear Busch Gardens is looking for monkey trainers and concession stand operators.
Maybe, if you want, I can go to your houses and shovel your cars out for a nominal fee. Let me know.
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I can only imagine how hyped you snowboarders are tonite. Tomorrow the jester hats and rodeo flips will be in full effect at the hill. Me? I will be contemplating suicide as I am shoveling off my porch. It’s okay though, knowing that Josh and the rest of the crew are having fun in Tampa makes me all warm and happy inside.
I’m lying. I feel cold and shitty.
I would feel better if those guys over at Skate Mental would hook me up with some goodies like they said they would. Maybe even just a Janoski frisbee? I could use it to shovel my way out of my house after this blizzard! Dual purpose product!
Even though you dissed me, I still love you guys.
Speaking of getting dissed, look at the ground!
Mother nature is dolling out a bitchslap to all of southeastern Wisconsin and the surrounding areas.
I may be a little late with this news, but I hear that Derek Apel and Dave Mayhew are opening a new skateshop over there in Madison. Should be pretty rad, Derek knows his product having worked at Flying Fish for about 15 or 16 years and Dave designed the best selling skate shoe in history. I will give you all the details when I find out.
Fuck winter!
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So basically Tampa is the worst city ever, and maybe possibly should be nuked, but we’re from Wisconsin, and it’s warm and there’s even a few places to skate. Bauman skated in the contest, and now he’s whining like Luke Skywalker, he wants to go to the Tashi Station to pick up power converters so he can build a gay robot to befriend. Then they will go on intergalactic adventures together, possibly with sexy results.
Where’s Kulas?
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Just a quick note that today is James Rewolinski’s birthday! He is offically one quarter of a century old. Happy birthday, James. If the rest of the crew were here, I am sure we would be celebrating with meatless brats and absinthe.
In the mean time, enjoy the picture I drew you!