This is what it feels like when doves cry
1:30
Well, looks like Tim missed his hourly update. I guess that means I don’t have to do one either. Here’s a midi of Raspberry Beret instead.
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1:30
Well, looks like Tim missed his hourly update. I guess that means I don’t have to do one either. Here’s a midi of Raspberry Beret instead.
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12:30
They say keep your friends close and your enemies closer, that’s why today’s second guest update is by none other than the infamous curator of a sworn enemy of the triumvirate, Jeff Turner. You may know him from such sites as skatemag.com and glbears.com.
apparently since not enough interesting things are going on in the triumvirate, josh has asked little ol me to do a guest update.
there are a few things i’d like to talk about today so please bear with me because everything i’m going to mention in the following paragraphs is absolutely dripping with awesomeness and has nothing to do with the triumvir-lame.
the first order of business is for me to mention what an absolutely awesome display of senseless macho violence the movie “blade trinity” is. every time i see a blade movie it pumps me up so much i want to go karate fight the nearest person i can find until they disappear in a pile of smoldering ash! but since i’m kind of a pussy i usually just end up sitting there with an idiot grin on my face thinking about how cool it would be to rule and kick all sorts of vampire ass like blade. the only thing i’d change about these movies is the really bad bad techno soundtrack they seem to have on each one, and wesley snipes’ overdone tribal tattoos. please go see this movie and let it inspire you to karate fight and punch things. did i mention that josh hates my love of blade?
have you ever noticed how the triumvirate never mentions anything about christmas, or channukah, or kwanzaa, or anything? i’m beginning to think they are kind of like mormons and don’t really celebrate anything, which is cool if you’re a mormon, but not so cool if you’re supposed to be encompassing some tri-state club of supposed awesomeness. see, i’m all about the holiday season and have even volunteered to play santa today at the local sears portrait studio for four hours! i seriously doubt you see any of the triumvirate members donating any of their time to anything but talking about themselves and playing with each other’s wee wees. i mean really, cmon guys.. tis the season.
finally there is one more thing i feel the need to get off of my chest. a while back josh showed me some of the tattoos of different anime characters he has tattooed on his body. he seemed quite proud of them at the time and i can only hope that he has come to realize how weird and lame it is to have anime things tattooed anywhere on your body even if it’s temporary. So i’ve decided to use this last paragraph to help (here i go being all selfless and giving in the spirit of the holiday season again) josh find tattoos to cover up the hook-ups fan boy tattoos he has right now. this is for the greater good folks, please think of your fellow skaters this holiday season and submit your new designs for josh’s new tattoos! if josh is a good sport and agrees to be helped maybe he’ll post your suggestions here on the site! don’t count on it though, he’s a sensitive one.
as a parting gesture let me leave you with this image (http://www.ripe-fruit.co.uk/drawings/triumvirate.jpg) which is what google image search gives you when you search for triumvirate… how fitting! is that josh trying to ride two horses? or maybe it’s tim since tim updates more than josh does… whatever, toodles kiddies.
As you can see, Jeff is a bitter, bitter old man who does not yet know how to properly use capitalization. He also takes over 10,000 hp in JOBD each and every night.
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12 PM.
Spanglish. Psssh.
That’s another thing, how come actors now-a-days do crap movies once they get older and have had a couple of good ones under their belt? I.E. – Jim Carrey, Adam Sandler and Jason Lee. Mallrats was good. Dumb and Dumber was good. Happy Gilmore was fucking great. But look at Jason Lee in “Guy Thing”. So incredibly gay. Jim Carrey in “Bruce Almighty”. Dude is losing his edge. And now Adam Sandler in “Spanglish”? “50 First Dates” was kind of gay, but it had Rob Schneider, so it was okay. The animated christmas movie was terrible. I just don’t get it. Is it because they’ve become scientologists and are afraid to anger their god; L. Ron Hubbard? When can it get back to the good old days of titties and nerds getting revenge? Underdog movies need to make a huge comeback.
Okay, so much for all the negativity. I have some good stuff coming up including an update from the receptionist at Zero. Maybe she will dig up the dirt on The Chief! Check back at 1 for all the goods.
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11:30
This hour I bring you a guest update from Alex Duke. He’s one of the first people on the internet to have a skateboarding media site many years back, so I guess that makes him special in some way or another.
Oh that Billy! Always getting in such trouble. You can check out the rest of Billy’s adventures at tristateskate.com. I guess me and Tim both copped out this hour. See you at 12:30.
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10:30
Since this hourly theme seems to be things we do not like, I guess I’ll run with that. One thing that I can say that I really dislike is stupid people. Now, I’m not saying I’m the brightest light bulb in the bushel, but sometimes things can get way too ridiculous.
Take for example, yesterday I went to the store to buy the Lord of the Rings: Return of the King extended version (faggy nerd reference), and I witnessed what might of been two of the stupidest people ever, one a customer trying to return a dvd, and the other, the lady dealing with him. His reason for returning the dvd was because it had “those words at the bottom of the screen”. The lady had absolutely no idea what he was talking about for at least five minutes, but then that little tiny light bulb in her head went off and she exclaimed “Ohhhh, you mean when they talk in like Mexican, so you can understand!!!” This was indeed what he was referring to, and he was angry because the movie had some sections where people talked in German and he didn’t want to read it. At first he wanted another copy of the same dvd because he though maybe his was defective and a new copy wouldn’t have those “words at the bottom”, but then he got the great idea to choose a different movie. Of course this movie would be “The Passion of the Christ”, which is 100% subtitled. The employee being the sharp tack she is at least realized that much and convinced him to get something much more up his alley, the action film “I Robot”. I’m not sure what the moral of this story is, but the scary thing is you can be sure that these people also voted, and it’s pretty obvious who they voted for.
That’s all for now, I have the 11:30 time slot, see you then.
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10 AM.
I hate rich people. Not because im not rich (but it might have something to do with it), but because the people that are, use their money for the lamest shit ever. My hatred started when the show “Cribs” first aired on MTV. Most of the tours are really uneventful, but once in a while you see someone’s house like Mariah Carey or Shaq or one of those obnoxious Cash Money guys, and you want nothing more than for them to go broke and realize how we live. These people are so vain and self centered it’s almost unbelieveable. Oh, I saw the Russel Simmons episode, and he seemed rad, but his wife was such a cunt. She obviously didn’t give a shit about poor old Russel, but she sure did love the walk-in (bigger than my apartment) closet full of designer clothes he bought her. Dude had a 55 room house or some ridiculous shit like that and he had one room for himself. One! I hate the rich and the really hate the people that ride their coat tails (or step on them in Russel’s case). Fuck you Shaq. Fuck you Mariah. Fuck you random sports icon (not you though, Russel. you’re okay in my book).
Ahhhhhh, that felt good. Now lets talk about skateboarding!
John McGuire sent me a couple of DVD’s last week and I couldn’t be happier. The first one I watched was called “Dango” from Jon Montessi’s Westside skateshop in Florida. Tons of good people in this one. Probably more people in this video than H-Street’s “Shackle Me Not”. Danny Renaud has a good part as does John Buchanan. My favorite is 80’s Joe. Don’t know why they call him 80’s, but he rips none the less.
The other vid was “Working on Community Relations” from Anonymous skateshop in Ohio. Nick can edit and the dudes in Ohio rip, so besides the occasional shaky filming, this video was rad. Dave Caddo just plain kills it. Go get a copy. I think Phase II might even have them there. If they don’t, bother James about getting one and tell him you want it because Bam is in it.
Until 11…….
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If you’ve read that last update you can probably spot from a mile away how full of shit Tim is. He is just an ANTM beginner, an apprentice if you will. I have many episodes under my belt, and I correctly chose the winner of last season right off the bat. I got thrown for a loop during the first season and my girl got second place, but I was a beginner then, just as Tim is now. It’s going to be Amanda, hands down.
For the dude that was complaining last week about our gay posts…we’ve really set the bar so much higher today. I hope we can continue the trend!
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9 AM.
So begins another long day of updates. I am not feeling too inspired, but I am hoping that something kicks in and I get on track somehow.
So, with that, let’s begin…….
Tonite is the season finale of America’s Next Top Model. I know most of you follow this show religiously, so I won’t bother recapping the whole season. It’s basically down to Yaya and Amanda (there is no way Eva is going to win). My money is on Yaya (the nubian princess), but Josh has his heart set on Amanda (the blind albino). Here are some pics of the girls;
Amanda
Yaya
I usually like pale blonde girls, but I just caught the jungle fever for some reason.
Make sure to tune in to UPN at 7pm to catch the most shocking finale yet (and to see Josh’s girl lose).
See you in an hour!
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So there seems to be a hoax going on within the triumvirate-state area. Some guy named Matt is taking credit for stuff created by Benji (Platinum) and Sam (DudesWithTudes). You can watch the whole thing go down here. Feel free to call this kid out.
As Sam mentioned in his post today, Wolf got some photos in the new Stuck Mag. Well coincidently, so did our own Josh Ellis.
Get down to Phase II and pick up a copy.