• This is what it feels like when doves cry

    1:30 Well, looks like Tim missed his hourly update. I guess that means I don’t have to do one either. Here’s a midi of Raspberry Beret instead.

  • The Moment of Truth

    12:30 They say keep your friends close and your enemies closer, that’s why today’s second guest update is by none other than the infamous curator of a sworn enemy of the triumvirate, Jeff Turner. You may know him from such sites as skatemag.com and glbears.com. apparently since not enough interesting things are going on in…

  • Suck It Adam Sandler, Look What You’ve Become.

    12 PM. Spanglish. Psssh. That’s another thing, how come actors now-a-days do crap movies once they get older and have had a couple of good ones under their belt? I.E. – Jim Carrey, Adam Sandler and Jason Lee. Mallrats was good. Dumb and Dumber was good. Happy Gilmore was fucking great. But look at Jason…

  • Thunder In Your Heart

    11:30 This hour I bring you a guest update from Alex Duke. He’s one of the first people on the internet to have a skateboarding media site many years back, so I guess that makes him special in some way or another. Oh that Billy! Always getting in such trouble. You can check out the…

  • Update, Dog.

    If you’re bored, you can watch this (thanks Sam).

  • Your Fake Morrissey Voice Sucks

    10:30 Since this hourly theme seems to be things we do not like, I guess I’ll run with that. One thing that I can say that I really dislike is stupid people. Now, I’m not saying I’m the brightest light bulb in the bushel, but sometimes things can get way too ridiculous. Take for example,…

  • Short Circuit.

    10 AM. I hate rich people. Not because im not rich (but it might have something to do with it), but because the people that are, use their money for the lamest shit ever. My hatred started when the show “Cribs” first aired on MTV. Most of the tours are really uneventful, but once in…

  • False America’s Next Top Model Prophets

    If you’ve read that last update you can probably spot from a mile away how full of shit Tim is. He is just an ANTM beginner, an apprentice if you will. I have many episodes under my belt, and I correctly chose the winner of last season right off the bat. I got thrown for…

  • Darius Rucker.

    9 AM. So begins another long day of updates. I am not feeling too inspired, but I am hoping that something kicks in and I get on track somehow. So, with that, let’s begin……. Tonite is the season finale of America’s Next Top Model. I know most of you follow this show religiously, so I…

  • “You Said You Were Combing Your Hair!”

    So there seems to be a hoax going on within the triumvirate-state area. Some guy named Matt is taking credit for stuff created by Benji (Platinum) and Sam (DudesWithTudes). You can watch the whole thing go down here. Feel free to call this kid out. As Sam mentioned in his post today, Wolf got some…