• Jesus Was Black and Liked Girls With Big Tits.

    Last night I got a secret special advance screening of the new Northern Athletik video entitled “Chunky” (courtesy of Mr. Twister). I don’t want to ruin it for anyone, so I will just say that just about everyone came through with full parts and there is minimal skatepark footage. Tons of good tricks were thrown…

  • hey jealousy

    Had a nice visit back to wisconsin, highlighted by the double blind date josh and I went on. Beer, Better off Dead and kareoke all night. So awesome neither of our dates wanted to make out with us. damn we rule. see you at xmas ladies.

  • Most Awkward Moments Per Capita

    Here is a couple submitted video clips I found in my email today. The best I’ve gotten so far. Anyone from Wisconsin, send your 1 minute clips to wiskate@gmail.com. For specific info, just look at the older news, it’s in there somewhere. Fog (Manitowoc, WI)David Van Housen (Muskego, WI)

  • Paris Hilton Has Herpes.

    Now that I have my internet back, I have been all over the information superhighway. Tonite, I happened across a couple of good ones.First, is Tim O’Connor and Brad Staba (and some other dudes) with Skate Mental. Some funny shit and a really good team. I really like this crap.I also checked out Amanda’s site;…

  • It’s a Trap!

    Have you ever gone on a (double) blind date and ended up playing Karaoke Revolution for four hours, singing the most god awful songs (Hey Jealousy) ten times, and the singing involved a unicorn puppet on more than one occasion? I felt like it was an episode of Growing Pains. Micheal Seaver, you are my…

  • I Asked For a Car, I Got a Computer……

    First snowfall! There is nothing like riding your bike headlong into the wind during the first snowfall. Kind of makes you want to put a shotgun in your mouth.The happy part is, when I got home, someone (don’t know who) emailed me this clip of Neil skating a contest called “Streetstyle in Tempe”. I went…

  • Big Sausage Pizza.

    Hey people. It’s been a while since I have been able to update and alot has happened, so I will start with our trip to Louisville. Originally, it was supposed to be a road trip to New York, but because of financial reasons and Pat Forster crapping out because of work, we opted to head…

  • The Slaping Perse

    {nl} {nl} {nl}We went to the airport. She said “Let’s play video games” He said “No! We are going to be late for the plane”. “So, what do you want to do? When does the plane leave?” He asked. “Don’t ask me!” she said. She slaps him with her purse. The plane takes off. We…

  • Dinosaur Mana

    {nl} {nl} {nl}Once I found a dinosaur egg in the woods. That night crack! When I got up there was a big crack in the egg. When I got home from school there was a dinosaur walking around my room. It’s a Tyranosaurus Rex! I think I’ll name him Georgie. Are you hungry Georigeeeee aaaaa!…

  • Falling off the catamaran…

    Finally, my weeks spent isolated in the [link=http://www.cs.unc.edu/~keller/catamaran.jpg]Wiskate Bio Labs[/link] have paid off. I will now reveal the formula for melting someone