Spycam Continues to Amaze!
Looks to me like Jon has already had some practice!
Look at the height and style! He should have grabbed the boot for extra points.
Rollerblading in the Zero park. Who would have ever imagined.
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Looks to me like Jon has already had some practice!
Look at the height and style! He should have grabbed the boot for extra points.
Rollerblading in the Zero park. Who would have ever imagined.
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What do you do if you have done every trick possible on a handrail? Looks to me like you strap on some blades!
Just ask Jon Allie.
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Again it has been awhile. Am I failing the triumvirate? Who is to even judge? The tasks and rules have never been laid out. There exists no official triumvirate rules ledger. But even with all the slacking, the triumvirate is still easily overpowering that lousy biumvirate. It’s not even a contest.
Maybe I should also mention that Tim and his art and even his skating was featured in the latest issue of Stuck Magazine, which may or may not be free at your local skateshop. It wouldn’t hurt to look, either way.
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Last night I watched Full Metal Jacket. Pretty intense and alot of gratuitous violence.
Made me think about what might happen if G-Dubs is voted back into office for a second term. He wants to re-instate the draft and raise the age to 34. 34? That would mean I might have a chance of becoming the next Private Pyle (that’s him up there if you didn’t know). He wigged out and killed his drill sargent and himself. Not good. There would be a whole bunch of Pyles if that were to happen, so please vote on November 2nd. Oh, and don’t vote for Bush. Thanks.
Has anyone ever noticed that Lil’ Jon is the Little Richard of the new millenium? Some may disagree, but I see the similarities – the screaming, the gayness, the jewelry……pretty much the same guy.
I know you may be asking yourselves; “what ever happened to Ryan Wilson?” Well I am wondering the same thing. That guy could kill any ramp and hold it down on the streets as well. I think there is a clip of him somewhere on this site. Go find it and see for yourself. Come back Ryan Wilson, we miss you.
It’s getting cold out there – make the best of the remaining time you have to skate. Get those last minute bangers for your sponsor me tapes and “team” websites. Just get out there.
Love you guys.
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Sorry about the updates. The Triumvirate can still stay solid, even when I haven’t been around much. That much should be obvious. I’ve been too busy playing this game and writing seven million programs for the website at my job. I fall asleep only to awake to nightmares of having to edit what seems like uncountable images in photoshop. All day, everyday.
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[link=http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/INSANE%20CLOWN%20POSSE%20.WORST%20BAND%20EVER.]INSANE CLOWN POSSE are the world’s worst musical artists, according to BLENDER magazine’s controversial poll.[/link]
Beating out top 10 contenders including MICHAEL BOLTON and VANILLA ICE, the CHICKEN HUNTIN’ rap rockers have been branded the worst band ever for their contributions to the music world.
The publication justifies its choice by explaining, “Two trailer-trash types who wear face paint, pretend to be a street gang and drench cult devotees in cheap soda called FAYGO, VIOLENT J and SHAGGY 2 DOPE are more notorious for their beef with EMINEM (who pistol-whipped an ICP homey in 2001) than their ham-fisted rap-rock music.”
The full top 10 is as follows:
1. INSANE CLOWN POSSE
2. EMERSON, LAKE + PALMER
3. MICHAEL BOLTON
4. KENNY G
5. STARSHIP
6. KANSAS
7. ASIA
8. VANILLA ICE
9. LEE GREENWOOD
10. AIR SUPPLY
[link=http://www.retrocrush.com/archive2004/juggalo/index.html]Click to view the colossal inarticulacy of ICP fans. Just as fecal matter draws flies, abominable music will draw raging, dedicated morons.[/link]
[link=http://www.fridaysixpm.com/archives/2002_07_01_fridaysixpm_archive.html#79528238]click even for more ICP fun[/link]
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Man, the message board is on fire these days! Unfortunately, the fire was set by a pyromaniac/trenchcoat mafia type 12 year old. It doesn’t take much to get Josh stirred up about music, but this really made his blood boil! A few rounds of DDR calmed him down a bit and he has moved on to happier times. For those of you not familiar with ICP, I suggest you keep it that way. It’s incredibly bad. Here, just look at these goons!
You can imagine what kind of crap spews from the mouths of these two morons. The funniest thing is the kids that worship these turds. There are actually families that share a love for this fodder. Look at this!
Anyway, you see my point. The best part is that those two overweight chumps are laughing all the way to the bank. Juaggalos are nothing but dollar signs to these douche bags. Oh well, I guess these kids need something to live for in this world. Worship the clowns, tards.
I am going skating now. If anyone wants to join me, give me a call.
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Since Josh is sleepin’ on the updates, and even though I have nothing to report, I thought I would at least give you something new to look at before you go argue in the message board. So there you go, a monkey doing magic.
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I am now offically a hermit. Cingular turned off my phone and now I am cut off from the rest of the world. Some said “Why not use a payphone?” or “Pay your bill!”. I say no. I am way too proud to use a payphone and was too broke to pay my bill. So here I stand, alone and phoneless.
With all this time alone to think, I couldn’t help but wonder, what ever happened to Patrick Swayze? He did some really good movies. Roadhouse, Dirty Dancing, Point Break……Roadhouse…….so yeah, where did he go? I am guessing musicals on broadway. Or maybe low-budget gay porn. I can tell you this though, he is wearing capes.
Gothic Swayze – who would have ever seen it coming?
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Part two of the weekend adventure. Terribly exciting excitement for you.{nl}{nl}
{nl}{nl}’til next time.