Bush, we’ve got bush!!!! Hairpie!!!!!
Today on the way to work, for the first time in my life, I played the air xylophone. Not a good sign.
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Today on the way to work, for the first time in my life, I played the air xylophone. Not a good sign.
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Greetings young turds. Just wanted to say hi and also to let you Milwaukee guys know that I am moving back at the end of July. Why should you care? Well, you don’t have to, but I need to find an apartment somewhere on the fashionable east side. If anyone can help, please let me know. I am looking for a 2 bedroom flat. If you can help me, I can hook you up on a date with Louise. Who is Louise you ask? Well fancy feast your eyes on this!
She is hot to trot if you can make her purr. Notice the glasses, she is an intellectual!
Please email me with any good leads.
Thanks guys!
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A couple more quick photos….
Marques DeVaughn – Ollie. This photo is a couple years old. Never got around to scanning it until now for some reason. I like this one a lot though.
Cash Money. This is Andrew, Bill, and Brian when we were on our way to Florida for the Tampa Am this past January. Notice Andrew’s are all singles. Big Ballin’!
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Damn, is Platinum finally back? Let’s just hope that they don’t pull that half assed “redesign coming soon” thing, and then never do anything to the site except some suspect postings of articles that are years old. (Not mentioning names here.)
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We all know that Tom Cruise and John Travolta are dedicated crazies (Scientologists), but did you know that some of your favorite pro skaters are also on the space alien fearing bandwagon?? I’m not going to name any names, but I’ll let you form your own conclusions on the subject. Read more here. I would think that story would be pretty hilarious and awesome if some people didn’t actually take it seriously.
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My birthday is coming up in a couple months guys! Don’t be shy! If everyone who’s ever been to the site put a measely five cents into a pool, you could get me this! I think all the entertainment I’ve provided you is worth that amount, get to work!
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I dug up more video clips for you guys, like a racoon digging his dirty paws into your family’s garbage looking for fish heads and used coffee filters. First up is Jeff Bauman doing a whopper of a nollie flip at a place ironically actually infamous for making your paws dirty. Wow, this couldn’t have worked out any better! Anyway, remember that rail in Chicago in the credits of Welcome to Hell that Jamie Thomas grinds? Well… But the funny thing is that this trick was filmed almost exactly three years ago. Man, I’m great at getting footage out quickly!
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Dear Kimmy,
When Josh came back from New York, he had some footage of the Tylenol bowl. I did a bit of research on it and found this short video. Check it here . A good idea with amazing results. Get D.J. and Uncle Jesse to chip in on your own project. The Michelle Tanner bowl? What do you think?
Your friend,
Tim
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I added a few new photos.
Only one is skateboarding…
Jon Rockafellow – Backside 180 Nosegrind
The rest are just some of my random photography….
Palestine
Gauges
Brooklyn Ruins
Hooptie
The last one is one of my favorite pictures that I’ve taken. Someone needs to humor me and make it their Windows background image.
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This movie looks super, super awesome if you’re into goofy stuff like I am. Total 80’s style that they don’t really do anymore. It seems like it’s kind of a ripoff of Todd Solondz’s style (specifically Welcome to the Dollhouse), but it still looks super awesome. The movie is called Napoleon Dynamite. There’s even going to be a free screening at the Downer on June 23rd. I will see you all there.