• Bush, we’ve got bush!!!! Hairpie!!!!!

    Today on the way to work, for the first time in my life, I played the air xylophone. Not a good sign.

  • I’m Sorry, but the Princess is in Another Castle!

    Greetings young turds. Just wanted to say hi and also to let you Milwaukee guys know that I am moving back at the end of July. Why should you care? Well, you don’t have to, but I need to find an apartment somewhere on the fashionable east side. If anyone can help, please let me…

  • This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?

    A couple more quick photos…. Marques DeVaughn – Ollie. This photo is a couple years old. Never got around to scanning it until now for some reason. I like this one a lot though. Cash Money. This is Andrew, Bill, and Brian when we were on our way to Florida for the Tampa Am this…

  • She’s not that kind of girl, Booger. Why? does she have a penis?

    Damn, is Platinum finally back? Let’s just hope that they don’t pull that half assed “redesign coming soon” thing, and then never do anything to the site except some suspect postings of articles that are years old. (Not mentioning names here.)

  • Trickery by the dozen….

    We all know that Tom Cruise and John Travolta are dedicated crazies (Scientologists), but did you know that some of your favorite pro skaters are also on the space alien fearing bandwagon?? I’m not going to name any names, but I’ll let you form your own conclusions on the subject. Read more here. I would…

  • Relax, would you? We have seventy dollars and a pair of girls underpants. We’re safe as kittens.

    My birthday is coming up in a couple months guys! Don’t be shy! If everyone who’s ever been to the site put a measely five cents into a pool, you could get me this! I think all the entertainment I’ve provided you is worth that amount, get to work!

  • The Antartic Blue Sports Wagon?

    I dug up more video clips for you guys, like a racoon digging his dirty paws into your family’s garbage looking for fish heads and used coffee filters. First up is Jeff Bauman doing a whopper of a nollie flip at a place ironically actually infamous for making your paws dirty. Wow, this couldn’t have…

  • An Open Letter to Kimmy Gibbler……

    Dear Kimmy,When Josh came back from New York, he had some footage of the Tylenol bowl. I did a bit of research on it and found this short video. Check it here . A good idea with amazing results. Get D.J. and Uncle Jesse to chip in on your own project. The Michelle Tanner bowl?…

  • I know what you’re trying to do, and I think it’s sick!

    I added a few new photos. Only one is skateboarding…Jon Rockafellow – Backside 180 Nosegrind The rest are just some of my random photography….PalestineGaugesBrooklyn RuinsHooptie The last one is one of my favorite pictures that I’ve taken. Someone needs to humor me and make it their Windows background image.

  • Movie of the Summer

    This movie looks super, super awesome if you’re into goofy stuff like I am. Total 80’s style that they don’t really do anymore. It seems like it’s kind of a ripoff of Todd Solondz’s style (specifically Welcome to the Dollhouse), but it still looks super awesome. The movie is called Napoleon Dynamite. There’s even going…