Wow! Congratulations are required for Lt. Commander Tim Olson, and his successful wedding. Everything went off without a hitch, and he is happily spending time with his new wife on his honeymoon. Here are the wedding pictures.

I was bored, so here is two new video clips. Ben Vance, Kickflip Nosemanual at Congo, and Bill Kaschner doing a line also at Congo. Molly, Neitszche, Mr. Spooky, Proffessor Elliott J. Bristlecomb, and Valente liked them both very much. They also hope you will. I also saw the new Foundation video “That’s Life”. A…

Hey fuckers, ol’ lord crue is back from a long south east asian vacation. Here’s your mission for this week….If you have a sister, mom, girlfriend etc. who thinks that wearing ugg boots is a good idea, check that shit in!!! (Ugg boots are those heinous aussie suede boots that people wear because madonna does).…

Today is wiskate superstar Tim Olson’s Birthday. Take a second out of your busy schedule and wish him a happy one. May I suggest using these ecards? Or maybe these? Here? I think these are the most fitting though. (Send them to TS_D@hotmail.com) Or perhaps if you’re feeling especially generous, I know he would LOVE…

I’m sure pretty much anyone in junior high has heard the rumors of “oh dude, earring in the right ear of a dude means he’s GAY!”, and everyone was super scared of pulling off that ultimate mistake. So now we have kids that are super into Jamie Thomas and trying to be rad ass punk…

Here is a good site for you. Make the chicken do whatever you want![link=http://www.subserviantchicken.com/]Chicken Fun[/link]I personally like to make him do the robot. He’s good at it.

Ok, we’re going to rip off Platinum Seagulls a little bit here today… To illustrate the fact that Modest Mouse never, ever needs to be in a skate video ever again, the first person to name 20 videos that Modest Mouse songs have been in, I will send them a DVD of the premiere version…

There is this new album out by this one band. I think it’s called Modest Mouse. Anyway, it’s really cool and everyone should check it out. If you don’t have the money to buy it, or can’t figure out how to steal it off the internet, listen for it in Hurry Up and Die. Speaking…

Just as the groundhog and his shadow can predict 6 more weeks of winter, Modest Mouse and their recent album release can ensure at least 4 more years of the over-use of their music in skate videos (professional or otherwise). Four additional years of over dramatic intros, white belts, and 15 minutes of post credits…

The new Modest Mouse cd “Good News For People Who Love Bad News” came out this past Tuesday. After a long lp-less drought of four years, there was a serious danger of people having to think of a new band to use in every video. Good thing people just decided to start repeating songs. Now…