Eating Mandy Moore’s Fruit
Hey dudes, need to get off this computer here, but there’s two (2) brand new mini videos available for your viewing pleasure.
’til next time!
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Hey dudes, need to get off this computer here, but there’s two (2) brand new mini videos available for your viewing pleasure.
’til next time!
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Mkeskate has been going off this last week. Videos, photos, sequences, misspellings, misspelling corrections, everything. Since I was just sitting here watching Survivorman (Stemper’s favorite show ever) I decided to whip up an update so the younger dudes don’t make us look too stupid.
First off, big ups to wiskate.com fan club card holder #1, John Mcguire. Milwaukee troll fanatic, wacky move innovator, beez supporter, and all around good dude. If anyone has any questions about a super random washed up pro, get drunk, call him up, and you’ll soon learn they they succumbed to weed psychosis or did in fact live in Milwaukee for a spell.
We still really like animals.
This might not be the laziest 50-50 ever.
These are the only two pictures I took at Cream City when the KOTR thing was going on. Roger did catch the helicopter. Important trivia.
I hadn’t seen Jeff Bauman in a couple of years, so it was pretty rad when he just randomly showed up at the Horny House with Mike. He’s a real good dude, traded to the platinumseagulls team a few years ago, then later traded to some socal team or another. He’s not rocking D3’s yet, but as you can see, he hasn’t lost his touch. (HAW HAW). He once told me he wanted to smith grind a rail so I took him to the riverwalk rail (a way too steep 15 stair). It was the first spot of the day, but he tried it anyway. He got slapped on that one too (as seen in the Hurry Up and Die Intro). Please Allah forgive me for the puns.
You should watch his part from Hurry Up and Die, just for the hell of it. I can’t believe some of this footage is already about five years old.
It’s Friday, Stemper is on his way here, and we’re about to go to the place pictured above and do a little of on the right. As Mcguire would say, Get Weird on Beer. Peace.
Maybe I should also mention that if you have the Fuel Tv, you should check out me, Tim, Gary, Stemper, and the Carn in a little skit we made. The show is called Stupidface, the skit airs tonight at 12:30, and should replay tomorrow at the same time. Here’s the trailer for the episode which should possibly answer a few questions about these photos:
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There’s not so much going on here. But a lot at the same time. Makes sense? Doesn’t matter.
Here’s some of what we’ve been up to, in no particular order:
Bill and I went fishing. We both caught one fish each of a size as pictured above. The fish hunter was leaking air the entire time and I had to periodically pump it up.
We have also been wallriding (surprising). I took this in the short period when I again had no radio for my flash since my sweet $16 ebay set up crapped out. Stemper held the flash, I took the photo, Bill wallrode, the photo ended up looking like it was from 1991, I got my new non-ghetto-works-everytime-anywhere-I-put-them radios the next day, everyone was happy.
I couldn’t put my flash where I wanted on this one either, so it kind of looks like balls. The two foot long sync cord really doesn’t get the job done very well. At least it’s again showing two of our favorite past times. Beer and wallrides. Wallride by Danny Stemper. Beer fun by Tim Olson.
It’s funny how the warblock was literally skated for more than a decade without much noticeable damage to the marble. Jump ahead a few years when BMXers decided to show up from Stallis or where ever and be radical like skateboarders and do some sweet feeble grinds and Miami hoppers on the relatively undamaged marble. It seriously only took a year or so of those kooks liberally smashing their anal dildo seated bikes on the ledges to destroy the marble to the point to where huge chunks of the ledge were missing. Obviously this must have pissed the right people off and the spot was unceremoniously shut down with the addition of these very ugly plastic railings around it. I guess that means that this ollie by Danny Stemper is a big fuck you to clumsy ass BMXers all around the world smashing perfectly good ledges with their poorly skilled attempts at being radical.
I don’t have a rant to go with this photo since BMXers haven’t fucked up this spot yet. Tim Olson 5-0 grinds.
If I had an Ebn and Ozn rant of any sort living in my brain I’d be very upset with myself. The record collection only gets more ridiculous every single day.
It’s really nice to finally have a radio for my flash that works really well. I thank Allah for it every night in my prayers. Tim Olson tuck knee grind on the weirdest pole jam ever.
The only thing prettier than a tuck knee grind is a stinkbug grind. Send your thank you cards and paternity test results to Patrick Forster.
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New podcast:
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Well, King of the road is over and the Blind team took the cake. I don’t know why I did’nt bet on them to win, I mean they have Ronnie Creager. Well, I got to see him live at the creme le creme and see the foot work in action. A true master. here is some sweet pics of the event.
Yes, that is Josh Casper and no he did’t fly in on a helicopter.
Kasper and Svitak got the Odouls and Oyola had the real deal PBR. Thanks for having a beer with us Ricky!
Thats all she wrote! Thanks Thrasher!
Here is the first of many random Cream City video clips I’m posting, you be the judge!
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hello everybody! i finally got josh to get me going on here. so to start it off heres a pic from last weekend of josh…thanks buddy! ill keep it chill
im sure youve all heard about the tennis courts in estabrook park by now…a bunch of random sketchy ramps put in different configurations all the time…well today josh, pizzy, roger and i and a special guest visitor got busy and hooked all you little kiddies up with a nice little addition……………..courtesy of BURNOUT WHEELS and WISKATE.COM we present to you……………………..>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
until next time…
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On Friday we skated a whole bunch of spots and managed to get a single photo. Very productive. This gap is by my house and it’s really big. It’s sort of one of those gaps you see and you know are relatively possible but no one really wants to do it. I showed it to TJ Bohach, and he was game. I’m not sure my angle really shows how big it is, so just imagine it sixteen times bigger than it appears. That way everyone is happy.
Estabrook is fun. Right by the house, stupid crap to skate, tons of sketchy thirteen year olds that skate for about two minutes and then instead of skating practice their sweet ‘graf’ skills and then smoke weed in the bushes. An extremely classic scenario. Anyway, on the left Stemper 5-0 grinds on a really stable and fun obstacle. That’s the whole point of this place, Tetris situations that lead to set ups that could collapse and maim any second. On the right may be photo evidence of the conception of Beez 4.
The Carn seriously contemplating some wacky Beez moves. Or something. I think it involves some sort of math and formulas and whatnot.
This PJ is quite the hot spot. I’m sure every single one of the King of the Road teams made a stop here to check some PJ points off the checklist. A guy working there told us that there was about 20 people skating there earlier in the day. Stemper above with a nosegrind polejam. A wacky move that was not on the checklist.
Bye bye summer.
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King of the Road has come and gone which marks the end of summer and the beginning of my personal favorite season; fall. Best time to get out and skate, not sweat like a pig and dress up like your favorite Star Wars character. Not only that, but a very special video will be coming out right in time to bum you out on that fact that you wont be skating in 70 degree weather for a good 6-7 months. Good timing, dicks.
Speaking of Star Wars characters, it’s good to see that Chewy got drafted by the Brewers. Second base? I thought he was a pitcher.
Oh, he is. Even better to know that he’s a left handed pitcher. I’m predicting at least 4 no-hitters next season.
Cream City just keeps getting better, now with the addition of a new four foot tall mini ramp and a old school style jump ramp for you to smash your knee cartilage into a million pieces while perfecting your judo airs. Go there tomorrow and complete your life.
I’m sure all of you know about Estabrook park by now. It’s great to have a place to go skate and not worry about tickets and police, but please, if you go there, try to keep it clean and not smash or break anything (on purpose). Dane and others are putting a lot of work into it, so you jerks owe it to him to have some respect. Thanks.
Gary says hi.
Later nerds.