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Thomas, you’re a butler – BUTT OUT!
The new bowl at Cream City, one more time: I sat there and stitched together three photos for this, so there was no way I wasn’t going to post it even though Tim and Mr. Twister already have posted their own pictures of it. This thing is fast as nails and you would be somewhat…
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He Tried To Grab My Wad.
I know it’s still technically Saturday, but since everyone is watching one of my favorite new movies that I just watched yesterday, I thought I could spend some time talking about my weekend. Last night was supposed to be spent awkwardly skating for some girls that do some sort of naughty magazine, but instead I…
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Skeezers Blows
Well, the first day at Top Shop is over, and trying to recall the events of the prior day is a blur… Pabst were cracked early in the day Friday and they kept on crackin til 3:00 am. Noah was found sleeping in the hallway, Trans Am was seen at the Bar and Stemper got…
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Tauntaun Club – Genius of Hoth (aka Wampa of Love)
Tim and I were talking about this last night and I hereby propose that 1985 may quite possibly be the greatest year ever in the history of cinema. Let’s take a quick look at some note able releases: 1985: A Horny Year in CinemaBack to the Future – Although this is a little too well…
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My Sack Looks Like a Mound of Big League Chew
Well, just arrived in the Twin Cities for the top shop contest at an undisclosed location. We were greeted by the skeezers paparazzi screaming, “Noah Stallher, Noah Staller!”. I didn’t realize we were with such a celebrity. I wanted to yell “Skeezers Blows” but I kept my cool and drove off. We checked in at…
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I can’t start another day without you.
I’ve been pushed to update, and I’ve said I can’t because I’m too busy. It should be clear by now that during my busy times, I update to avoid doing my work. I tried to claim that I didn’t have any new photos, but we all know that’s only half true. So, I pulled some…
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Kelly Bundy Is My Dream Girl.
What a weekend. Josh pretty much summed it all up, so I wont reiterate too much. All I know is that now having Saturdays off is pretty much the best thing to happen to me in a long time. I knew I was missing out on some fun times, but I had no idea how…
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ballz to the wallz
My hands hurt and my back is stiff but that last corner is done. We got to skate the new bowl at CREAM CITY and it is the fastest thing I have ever skated. It comes complete with a hot pocket and was worth every last screw that went into that thing. Big shout out…
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A Bootleg Copy of Leprechaun 2 and a Crack Pipe (Part 2)
More weekend fun. Let’s start this right where we left off…more pictures of Tim skating. On the left Tim took my idea of the “steering wheel wallride” to new heights. It totally looks like he isn’t going to land it in this picture, but land it he did. I promise. On the right is a…
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A Bootleg Copy of Leprechaun 2 and a Crack Pipe (Part 1)
A little “weekend update”?? Let’s get started. Friday night was a visit to the ‘ol ‘ol. Lord Cru and I tried to mix up the adventures by declaring it wacky hat night and then telling no one else about it. I rocked my $3 from Wal Mart safari-esque hat, and Cru went with the $1…